Talenti Sea Salt Caramel

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Last week in the buy 2 get 1 free sale I mentioned I picked up Talenti Sea Salt Caramel.  This was a great decision.  Imagine the only kind of chocolate you have ever eaten in Hersehy's milk chocolate and then someone hands you a bar of schmancy 60% cacao dark chocolate and your head just explodes.  This ice cream was the dark chocolate of the caramel world.  Dark and complex and (almost) smoky.  I think the (almost) smokiness came from the sea salt.  There were small chunks of caramel candy, which I at first thought were chocolate but were actually small caramel candies with a harder shell and soft gooey insides.  Caramel in caramel in caramel, i mean COME ON! (edit - I just read on the Talenti website that it is chocolate covered caramel bits, but still.)

Don't judge me for eating straight out of the container.  It's finals time.  Anything goes.

This ice cream was good, but really really rich and best enjoyed in small doses.  Imagine this scenario:
You are on vacation and meet an Argentinian polo player and he takes you horseback riding on the beach and you have a weeklong tryst until you have to go back home again.

It's amazing and utterly ridiculous while it lasts, but you know it will (and should!) come to an end sooner rather than later.  This is like that.  Enjoy a small bowl, but don't push it.

I've said enough already.  Just go out and put this in your mouth.

Look at that ice cream.  It wants you to put it in your mouth.  It's begging for it.

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