Graeter's Double Chocolate Chip

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Graeter's has, hands down, the best chocolate chips in the game right now. They're so good that I don't even feel the need to review their Double Chocolate Chip flavor.  I mean, you know it's going to be good.  But, dear reader, I'll review it anyway.  For you.

I'll take the description from their website, because it's epic:

What's better than chocolate? That's right, more chocolate! Graeter's Double Chocolate Chip Ice Cream is a decadent duet of of Belgian milk chocolate and behemoth bittersweet dark chocolate chips that will have chocolate lovers everywhere saying, "Bravo!" not once, but twice. Handcrafted, french pot ice cream that is irresistibly good!

"Decadent duet."  "Behemoth." Epic.Word.Choices.

They got rid of their cuted, pin-stripe containers. Sad day
Normally I'm a dark chocolate fan, partially because milk chocolate is not done right most of the time.  This was not the case here.  The milk chocolate base was silky, smooth, milky, and rich.  It tasted like pure, creamy, Belgian chocolate.  Aka, perfection.

The chips were the standard huge Graeter's chip/swirl hybrid. They were harder than the ice cream, but soft, pliable, and chewy.  Like the base, the chips were high-quality chocolate.

Warning: Photos of Behemoth Chip Ahead. May not be suitable for children.


So, this review is short and sweet because this ice cream is obviously amazing.

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